Reporters Looking Forward To Being Body Slammed By President Rock

Posted on July 11, 2017


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As an exploratory committee has been formed to determine the likelihood of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson running for president in 2020, journalists are looking forward to being body slammed by a politician who really knows how to body slam someone.

 In the wake of Montana Representative Greg Gianforte body slamming a reporter, and President Donald Trump tweeting a gif of him body slamming a wrestler with the acronym “CNN” on his face, reporters have stated that it would be nice to be assaulted by a professional who knew what he was doing.

 “I know it’s like having President Camacho,” NPR president Rudolphe Heineman said. “But if I’m going to get attacked by someone, it might as well be someone as likable as The Rock.”