Write for us

We at Very Little Knowledge bring you the most important news every damn day. It’s all we live for.

OK, we also live for YouTube videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/verylittleknowledge?feature=mhee

And also a blog about writing:

http://whatilearnedbywriting.wordpress.com/

And if you create funny news stories, captioned photos, or videos, please contact us at imhome (at) live.com

 

Do you like to write funny news spoofs? We’d like to see them. We reserve the right to deny publication of any material submitted. By submitting, you concede that Very Little Knowledge constantly has many entries in the works and some published material may bear a resemblance to something you submitted. We don’t steal ideas, but a lot of people come up with the same ones.

Benefits

We publish your name along with your work, as well as a link to your own page. We want readers to know you. Writers who form a relationship with us make more money as we make more money.

 

Intern: You are not paid for your published work. Your name and link is published with your material. This is the first step for all writers. You will be an intern for a minimum of five published pieces. After that, based on quality and availability of funding, you will be promoted. It could be right after five pieces, it could be considerably longer.

 

Reporter: You are paid $5 for every published piece. Your name and link is published with your material. You will be a Reporter for a minimum of 10 published pieces. If your quality is outstanding, and if there is a lot of money available, you will be promoted. However, based on funding, most writers are going to top out at this step.

 

Senior Correspondent: You are paid $10 for every published piece. Your name and link is published with your material. If your body of work is top notch every single time, and if there is quite a lot of money available, you will be promoted.

 

X: You get to make up your title. It has to sound newsy, and it has to be approved by me. You are paid $10 for short published pieces, and $25 for longer pieces. Your name and link is published with your material.

 

Editor-in-Chief: This is me. I am the boss of you.

 

Other creative types
If you would like to contribute in other ways, such as through making graphs or Photoshopping, please feel free to send us an e-mail. We’re open to ideas.

 

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