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Website Rates Celebs On Being Horrible Human Beings

November 12, 2017


HOLLYWOOD, CA – A new website will now list every celebrity so that people can rate them on how horrible they are. promises to be pop culture version of such sites as, where people who worked with someone can rate them on such behavior as sexual assault, racism, and homophobia. The creators of […]

Reporters Looking Forward To Being Body Slammed By President Rock

July 11, 2017


As an exploratory committee has been formed to determine the likelihood of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson running for president in 2020, journalists are looking forward to being body slammed by a politician who really knows how to body slam someone.  In the wake of Montana Representative Greg Gianforte body slamming a reporter, and President Donald […]

The Case for Betsy DeVos

February 5, 2017


Washington, D.C. – Despite protest, Senate leaders are rallying around Betsy DeVos, President Donald Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education, because they said they are afraid to see what Trump’s second round pick would be. “If this is his best candidate…God, I don’t even want to think about who would be his second-best,” said Sen. […]

Melania Blinks “Help Me” During Inauguration

January 20, 2017


As First Lady Melania Trump stood by President Donald Trump throughout the inauguration, Morse Code experts noticed a peculiar rhythm to her blinking. “She was definitely communicating via Morse Code,” U.S. Army Communications officer John Caring said. “She was blinking ‘help me’ over and over again.” One White House employee was reported to have heard […]

Canceled Show Planning Spinoff in 20 Years

January 7, 2017


The creators of Girl Meets World, which was cancelled earlier this week, have already begun working on the spinoff, which will debut in 2035.   Girl Meets World (2014-2017) features the coming-of-age story of Riley Matthews, daughter of Cory Matthews, star of Boy Meets World (1993-2000). The sequel, Kids Meet World (2035-2036), will feature the […]

Sales Low for “Beats by Chris Brown”

January 1, 2017


DanRhea Split!

October 8, 2012


After more than 30 years together, power couple Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have called it quits. Married in 1982, DeVito and Perlman have three children together, and 13 children adopted from Namibia. Their courtship was one of fairy tales, with a romance rarely seen in the offscreen lives of stars. Their separation comes as […]