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Reporters Looking Forward To Being Body Slammed By President Rock

July 11, 2017


As an exploratory committee has been formed to determine the likelihood of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson running for president in 2020, journalists are looking forward to being body slammed by a politician who really knows how to body slam someone.  In the wake of Montana Representative Greg Gianforte body slamming a reporter, and President Donald […]

Romney Becomes Obama’s Campaign Strategist

September 20, 2012


Following a slew of embarrassing gaffes by the Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney has been hired by the Obama 2012 campaign as its lead campaign strategist. “I’m very pleased to hire this exceptionally strong and dedicated man,” the President said yesterday. “No one has done more for the Obama campaign than Mitt Romney.” Romney’s most […]