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Reporters Looking Forward To Being Body Slammed By President Rock

July 11, 2017

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As an exploratory committee has been formed to determine the likelihood of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson running for president in 2020, journalists are looking forward to being body slammed by a politician who really knows how to body slam someone.  In the wake of Montana Representative Greg Gianforte body slamming a reporter, and President Donald […]

The Case for Betsy DeVos

February 5, 2017

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Washington, D.C. – Despite protest, Senate leaders are rallying around Betsy DeVos, President Donald Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education, because they said they are afraid to see what Trump’s second round pick would be. “If this is his best candidate…God, I don’t even want to think about who would be his second-best,” said Sen. […]

Melania Blinks “Help Me” During Inauguration

January 20, 2017

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As First Lady Melania Trump stood by President Donald Trump throughout the inauguration, Morse Code experts noticed a peculiar rhythm to her blinking. “She was definitely communicating via Morse Code,” U.S. Army Communications officer John Caring said. “She was blinking ‘help me’ over and over again.” One White House employee was reported to have heard […]