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As an exploratory committee has been formed to determine the likelihood of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson running for president in 2020, journalists are looking forward to being body slammed by a politician who really knows how to body slam someone. In the wake of Montana Representative Greg Gianforte body slamming a reporter, and President Donald […]
February 5, 2017
Washington, D.C. – Despite protest, Senate leaders are rallying around Betsy DeVos, President Donald Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education, because they said they are afraid to see what Trump’s second round pick would be. “If this is his best candidate…God, I don’t even want to think about who would be his second-best,” said Sen. […]
February 2, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Although CNN is touting the debate over the Affordable Care Act as a rivalry between two powerhouse almost-rans, most people are just tuning in hoping to catch a glimpse of Ken Bone. In one corner, there will be Vermont Senator Bernie “The Aggressive Progressive” Sanders. And in the other corner, Texas Senator […]
January 20, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After leaving the White House, former President Barack Obama started on his next challenge: landing a new job. But like everyone in this difficult economy, what jobs are available for an executive who was unliked by about half of the people he supervised? “Should I put on my resume that I was […]
January 20, 2017
As First Lady Melania Trump stood by President Donald Trump throughout the inauguration, Morse Code experts noticed a peculiar rhythm to her blinking. “She was definitely communicating via Morse Code,” U.S. Army Communications officer John Caring said. “She was blinking ‘help me’ over and over again.” One White House employee was reported to have heard […]
November 7, 2012
After Ohio played such a pivotal role in yet another election, Vice President Joseph Biden said he plans on spending every day there. “Ohio is the greatest state,” the former Delaware senator said. Biden wanders through town after town, meeting voters and prepping for a 2016 presidential bid. It’s estimated that he has already met […]
November 6, 2012
Voters waiting on line for four or more hours now tell pollsters they will vote for whoever makes this interminable hell stop. In other election news: Slutty Nevada Could Go Both Ways https://verylittleknowledge.wordpress.com/2012/11/06/slutty-nevada-could-go-both-ways/ The Best Reason to Vote: https://verylittleknowledge.wordpress.com/2012/11/04/the-best-reason-to-vote/ Voting Restrictions For Electoral Voters https://verylittleknowledge.wordpress.com/2012/10/24/voting-restrictions-for-electoral-voters/ Clinton Also Had Binders Full of Women https://verylittleknowledge.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/clinton-also-had-binders-full-of-women/ Romney Becomes […]
November 4, 2012
Every election, despair creeps into the general populace. There is an all-encompassing feeling of hopelessness – that no matter who you choose, they will wind up screwing you. It’s like being in a cage trap in a Saw movie. People will tell you how important it is to vote, but often they are trying to […]
October 24, 2012
In the continuing debate over the right to vote, 17 states have required complicated restrictions for members of the electoral college to vote. A member of the Electoral College must provide: * A copy of driver’s license * Utility bill from the address on the driver’s license * Birth certificate with watermark * Last three […]
October 20, 2012
During the presidential debates, candidate Mitt Romney said he had “binders full of women,” from which he’d hire to promote gender equality. It has since been revealed that many presidents throughout the country’s history have had similar binders, most notably Bill Clinton. “Hell, I had tons of binders,” Clinton admitted. “Alphabetized. Cross-referenced. Rated 1 to […]
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